Done-For-You Patient Acquisition
We Generate You Pre-Qualified Patients
For Chiropractic Practices.
We run the ads, screen every lead, and book care-ready new patients into your practice. You just adjust.
One practice per metro · Month to month · No contracts
$2,400
See what your care-plan value looks like with a fuller calendar.
Three sliders. Your numbers. Instant revenue estimate.
Build your estimate
Drag each slider — results update as you go.
20 patients × 65% close × $2,400 = $31,200 / mo
*Estimate from your inputs — not a guarantee. Show rates vary. We’ll use your real numbers on the call.
Three Steps.
All Handled.
You see qualified new patients on your calendar. We do everything else.
We Find Them.
Targeted ads reach people in your metro already researching back pain, neck pain, and sports injuries.
We Screen Them.
Every lead is qualified before it ever reaches your calendar. No mystery leads.
We Book Them.
Patients book into your real availability. Automatic reminders make sure they show up.
AI conversational agent
Your Front Desk.
Awake At 11 PM.
Every lead gets an instant conversation — by text, chat, or phone — answered, qualified, and booked before a competitor even replies.
Booked at 11:41 PM — while the practice was closed.
Included With
Every Practice.
The technology that keeps your pipeline moving — built, run, and tuned for you.
Automation Workflows
Follow-ups, reminders, and rebooking run on their own. Nothing slips through.
AI Creative Strategy
Ad creative is generated, tested, and refreshed before it goes stale — so results don't fade.
AI Phone Agent
Answers your phone when the front desk can't — live conversations that end in booked appointments, 24/7.
Reputation AI
Replies to every Google review and keeps new ones coming — your rating becomes a growth asset.
Missed-Call Text-Back
A missed call gets an instant text back within seconds — the lead never goes cold.
One Connected System
Ads, leads, bookings, reviews, and revenue in a single live dashboard. You always know what's working.
What To Expect
The First 90 Days.
By The Numbers.
No borrowed screenshots, no inflated case studies — these are the targets we build every practice's system to hit, on the same math as the calculator above.
Launch — ads live, AI agent trained, calendar connected.
Calibrate — creative testing, cost per new patient drops, first bookings land.
Full Ramp — steady ~20-new-patients-a-month pace.
*Illustrative targets tied to the calculator above — not past client results. Ramp speed varies by metro, ad budget, and consult availability. We'll model your practice's real numbers on the call.
One Practice Per Metro.
When we work with you, your metro is closed to competing chiropractors. Month to month — we keep the engagement by earning it.
20 Minutes.
Straight Answers.
Whether your metro is open, what we'd run, and the math with your real numbers. No pitch deck, no pressure.
20 New Patient Appointments In 45 Days.
Or You Don't Pay.
If the new-patient appointments aren't on your calendar in 45 days, you don't pay. That's the guarantee.
"Qualified" new-patient criteria are agreed together before launch. Ad budgets run through your own accounts. The guarantee covers booked appointments — not show rates, started care plans, or revenue.
Prefer email? april@scaleordie.co
Questions.
Which patients do you bring in?+
New patients seeking help with back pain, neck pain, headaches, sports injuries, disc issues, and wellness care. Campaigns are built around the services you want to grow.
Will you work with another chiropractor in my city?+
No. One practice per metro, full stop. If your market is already taken when you reach out, we'll tell you on the first call.
What counts as a "qualified" new patient?+
Someone screened for complaint, urgency, insurance/cash preference, and location before they reach your calendar. Your front desk gets the screening summary with every booking.
Does the AI agent sound like a robot?+
No. It's trained on your practice's services, pricing, and tone — and it hands off to your front desk the moment a conversation needs a human.
What do you need from us to start?+
Your appointment availability, your pricing ranges, and a point of contact. Most practices are live within two weeks.
Are we locked into a contract?+
No. Everything is month to month. Cancel anytime.
How do we know it's working?+
A live dashboard shows every lead, every booked new patient, show-rate, and spend — in real time, not a monthly PDF.